Total Medals Earned: 56 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 530 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/240 points)
Get a game over
Start the game
Visit the info screen
End a game with at least 20,000 points
End a game with at least 10,000 points
End a game with at least 30,000 points
Destroy 1000 hazards
Destroy 10,000 hazards
Visit the scores screen
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/66 (10/330 points)
Complete Chapter 1 as Loaf
Unlocked a Warp Zone
Complete Chapter 2 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 3 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 4 as Loaf
Complete Chapter 1 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 2 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 3 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 4 as Croissant
Complete Chapter 1 as Naan
Complete Chapter 2 as Naan
Complete Chapter 3 as Naan
Complete Chapter 4 as Naan
Complete Chapter 1 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 2 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 3 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 4 as Crumb
Complete Chapter 1 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 2 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 3 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 4 as Bagel
Complete Chapter 1 Four Times
Complete Chapter 2 Four Times
Complete Chapter 3 Four Times
Complete Chapter 4 Four Times
Complete Chapter 1 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 2 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 3 Eight Times
Complete Chapter 4 Eight Times
Unlocked a Character!
Unlocked a Character
Unlocked a Challenge
Complete Challenge 1
Complete Challenge 2
Complete Challenge 3
Complete Challenge 4
Complete Challenge 5
Complete Challenge 6
Complete Challenge 7
Complete Chapter 1 in Less Than a Minute
Complete Chapter 2 in Less Than 3 Minutes
Complete Chapter 4 in Less Than 7 Minutes
Die 20 Times
Kill 30 Kids
Reach 5 Sacrifice Rooms
Kill the Tutorial
Do Something Heinous
Chat With a Friend
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/21 (30/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 8/16 (115/360 points)
code 100.000 lines
sell 100.000 games
code 1000 lines alone
make 25 games
code 1.000.000 lines
code 10.000 lines alone
code 100.000 lines alone
code 1.000.000 lines alone
make 100 games
sell 1.000.000 games
make 250 games
sell 10.000.000 games
code 10.000.000 lines
make 1000 games
sell 100.000.000 games
code 100.000.000
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/185 points)
Started Chapter 2
Completed the "strong" spirit's problem
Complete the "Cowboy" spirit's problem
Completed the "knight" spirit's Problem
Completed the "lighthouse" spirit's problem
Completed the "Old Lady" spirit's problem
Completed the "artisitc" sprit's problem
Completed the "Tall" spirit's problem
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times